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Fuck Trump Christmas Wine Tote Bag - The Resistance DC
$19.51
A soft neoprene wine tote with a playful holiday pattern that makes carrying a bottle feel festive and fun. The all-over print shows tiny wreaths, trees, candy canes and holly scattered across a blush-pink background, with the same cheerful design on both sides. The lightly cushioned neoprene keeps a 750ml–1L bottle snug and protected from bumps, while stain-resistant, soft-grip handles make it comfortable to carry from car to party. Black trim and interior give the tote a clean, contrasting edge that keeps the focus on the whimsical design. Bring a bottle along to seasonal gatherings with a tote that looks like celebration in your hand.

Product features
- 100% neoprene construction for flexible, cushioned protection
- All-over print with the same design on both sides
- Fits standard 750ml–1L (25–34oz) bottles
- Stain-resistant soft-grip handles for comfortable carrying
- Black trim and interior for clean contrast

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

Designed by a
local DC artist

20% donated to
Free DC Project

Ethically sourced materials

Printed with local
partners in the US

Details

This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.

Shipping & Returns

We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible.

We are committed to ensuring a positive shopping experience for all our customers. If for any reason you wish to return an item, we invite you to reach out to our team for assistance, and we will evaluate every return request with care and consideration.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Do you accept custom design requests or group orders?

Yes, I do! Please submit your request using the contact form and I'll get back to you right away. Please note that some requests may require an additional design fee. 

What is the return policy?

Because I run a (very) small business that does not carry inventory, all sales are final unless there is an obvious manufacturing defect.

When will I get my order?

Each product is made only after an order is placed, to reduce waste and help my small business manage inventory. Because of this, production and delivery times may vary.

And not to abdicate responsibility, but honestly the freaking tariffs are messing with the entire global supply chain and sometimes things go wrong that are outside of my control :(

I sincerely apologize in advance if this affects your order, and if so, please contact me ASAP so I can help resolve the issue.

Where are your products manufactured?

I partner with USA-based printers to fulfill all of my products. The "blanks" (items with no design) are sourced from reputable brands that typically manufacture in foreign countries. That being said, I only work with brands that have ethical labor practices, and when possible, source 100% USA-grown and ethically harvested fibers.

Why is shipping so expensive?

Because I'm a small business, I partner with trusted local suppliers to fulfill orders. Unfortunately, each supplier only manufactures specific items. If you're ordering multiple different products, they may have to be shipped from separate locations.